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  Table of Contents

  Title Page

  Copyright Page

  Dedication

  One

  Two

  Three

  Four

  Five

  Six

  Seven

  Eight

  Nine

  Ten

  Eleven

  Twelve

  Thirteen

  Fourteen

  Fifteen

  Acknowledgements

  About the Author

  Emily Goldberg Learns to Salsa

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  To my mother, the original boriqua babe.

  One

  It’s hot.

  It’s very hot.

  Inexplicably, it is about three thousand degrees in this overstuffed funeral home, a fact that is not abetted by the number of sweat-shiny mourners pressed against one another, fanning themselves.

  At the front of the room is my grandmother Rosa’s casket, propped open in full display. I did not know my grandmother Rosa, and I did not, until this very day, have any idea that my mother’s extended family was so large.

  There are probably a hundred or so relatives at this wake and at least fifty too many stuffed into this room. A rickety fan whirs forlornly in the far corner, but it’s too far away to do much good from where I sit. I don’t think it’s doing anything other than stirring the thick, heavy air anyway. Everyone is clamoring to get closer to the casket, to finger the rosary beads interlaced through my grandmother’s unfeeling fingers, to glance from the framed photo that stands on a small side table to my grandmother and back to the photo again.

  I hear murmurs, reviews of her lifelike appearance. But I never knew my grandmother in life, so I am not in a position to comment.

  This is a day of firsts, my grandmother’s body being only one of the several things I am seeing for the very first time today: Puerto Rico, a wake, an open casket, rosary beads. My mother’s family, the Ramírezes.

  My father, brother, Max, and I stand at the very back of the room and try not to look self-conscious. This is no easy feat. We could not stand out more if we were wearing matching neon jumpsuits.

  There is a trick I picked up back, I think, on the first day of middle school, a trick to looking like you aren’t feeling out of place. The trick is to stand very, very still and be very, very quiet.

  Sometimes people see this behavior and assume—mistakenly—that you are supremely pissed off. But it’s all about getting the lay of the land. Looking at my mother, who stands just next to the casket, holding one of her three sisters’ hands, I think that it will take more time than I can even imagine to get the lay of this land.

  Sometimes people take me for being aloof or even stuck-up, I know. At least they did in school before they got to know me, before they realized that I was just shy. But being stuck-up is infinitely better than sticking out, I think.

  My mother runs her fingertips along the smooth, polished wood of the casket. She looks confused. Behind her stand her three older sisters, all jostling to get closer to the body. They remind me of a set of dolls I had as a child, identical wooden carvings that grew successively smaller, each cradled inside the doll one larger until, ultimately, they were all swallowed by the largest. A matched set.

  My mother and her sisters have the same cocoa-colored skin, the same rich brown eyes, the same thick dark hair.

  It is like watching the results of some elaborate long-term psychological study, the ones with the twins separated at birth. After being raised under vastly polarized circumstances, they come back together to discover that they are inherently the same nonetheless.

  I know the story: my mother came to New York as a coed, the only one of her sisters to go to college. What I don’t know is whether or not she ever planned to return to Puerto Rico. She met my father during her sophomore year and married him just after they graduated. She got her PhD in women’s studies and a cushy position at a CUNY outpost; he went to law school. At some point they fled the city in pursuit of the suburban yuppie dream: an SUV, a Sub-Zero refrigerator, private school for myself and for Max. I shouldn’t sound so bitchy, though; I never minded it. The only thing I didn’t have was contact with my mother’s family.

  Over the years I’d formed my own opinions as to why that was. In my mind the situation morphs into a glamorous if tragic melodrama, a Cinderella story of a self-made woman forced to choose between two lives. Surveying the sea of ill-fitting suits, scuffed shoes, and wrinkled faces before me, I think I can understand why she made the choice that she did. If only she didn’t look so miserable.

  To my right, Max elbows me in the ribs. “I think someone’s getting set to speak.”

  I follow his gaze. Indeed, at the front of the room, a stocky man, bursting out of his best outfit, is pushing off from his seat. My brother raises his eyebrows to show what he thinks of this development. “Let’s go while the going’s good.” He turns to my father and tugs at his suit jacket. “We have to hit the bathroom.”

  My dad pivots and shoots us both a pleading look. He stands stiffly, at least three paces from the nearest relative. He clearly does not want to be left alone. But really, we’re all three of us alone here together. There isn’t much I can do for him in this room at this moment as this surreal scene unfolds.

  Also, I think I’m melting deep into the waistband of my matte jersey skirt. Gross.

  “We’ll be right back,” I whisper to my dad, not necessarily meaning it. I pat his back reassuringly, and Max and I slip out the back exit, unnoticed.

  “Your grandmother passed away last night,” my father said to me. “It was a heart attack, in the middle of the night.”

  I panicked, my breath coming in short bursts, reminding me suddenly of young women in Victorian times, laced tight into cage-like corsets.

 
How could this be? I thought. Nana wasn’t old, not by grandparents standards. We’d had dinner together last Friday night, the same as we do every week. She bought a challah from the local kosher bakery, and her housekeeper roasted a chicken. We waited for dinner to be ready while my grandfather listened to classical music in his library.

  Max and I sat in the living room, pretending not to be arguing over whether we’d watch reruns of The Simpsons or Friends. Business as usual. No sign of trouble, heart or otherwise.

  But there it was, Tuesday, a random Tuesday afternoon. I sat at the kitchen table scratching a pencil over the surface of a crossword puzzle. It was a thoroughly unremarkable day but for the fact that my grandmother was now dead. Max and my mother were nowhere to be found. Maybe they’d already heard?

  “When is the funeral?” I asked. I swallowed hard.

  “Saturday,” he replied. “We’ll leave for Puerto Rico tomorrow morning.” Then, as an afterthought, “You should pack.”

  There were a million bits and pieces of that sentence that were wrong. I couldn’t even pinpoint them, couldn’t decide where to begin. For one, there was the fact that according to Jewish tradition, a funeral must be held as soon after a death as possible. Saturday wasn’t soon: it was three days away.

  Also unclear to me was why we would be packing for Puerto Rico. This was—to say the least—not an ideal time to be taking a vacation. I struggled with these thoughts, deliberating how best to voice these concerns. I rearranged my features as best as I could, aiming for some sort of neutral countenance. To fall apart right then would have been some sort of watershed, and I wasn’t ready for that.

  After a few false starts, I settled on, “Huh?”

  It was my father’s turn to be baffled. He was drinking from a glass of water and played a thick finger along the rim of the glass, slowly scrunching up his forehead. For a few minutes he didn’t say anything. I guessed that like me, he was trying very hard to hold it together. Suddenly, though, the creases in his face settled themselves, deflating into a smooth, uninterrupted landscape. I recognized that look. It was dawning realization.

  “Oh,” he said, taking a slow sip from his glass and gulping it down with great effort. “No.”

  “No, what?”

  Now I was impatient. No, she’s not dead? No, there’s no funeral? No, we will not be having an awkwardly timed trip? Was this all a huge mistake?

  “No, sweetie. You’re misunderstanding. Not that grandma. It’s Grandma Rosa that’s dead.”

  Outside of the funeral parlor, Max points out a thicket of shrubbery in desperate need of watering. “Here,” he says, and ducks behind it. He digs into his pocket and pulls out a pack of Marlboros. He fishes a cigarette from the pack and a lighter from his other pocket. In one deft motion, the cigarette is lit. All at once he’s inhaling in quick, thick gulps. He turns his face from me and exhales forcefully, a steady stream of smoke, more of a sigh than anything else. He runs his free hand through his hair. “Jesus.”

  I nod. Mostly I’m stunned that he’s got the whole routine down to under ten seconds—my brother, the high school freshman.

  I wonder what else he knows how to do. At the same time, I don’t want to ask.

  I realize I’m feeling slightly dizzy from the heat. The fresh air is a relief, but the sun beats down mercilessly. The humidity is cloying. The atmosphere hangs on me like wet cotton. I am very resentful of the fact that I am wearing stockings; I’m, like, the only one here who is. Other than my mother, of course.

  Max gestures toward a collection of children playing a makeshift game—it looks like it could be jacks or maybe marbles—over near a spindly bush of their own. The girls’ braids are coming undone, and the boys’ shoes are untied. The toys that they are playing with strike the ground and cough up clouds of dust, causing everyone to laugh.

  “Who are these people?” he continues, taking another drag.

  “Our family,” I say. Which makes me laugh, for some reason.

  He shrugs. “It’s weird.”

  I agree, but weird does not even begin to cover it. “Sunday feels very far away.”

  Sunday is when we leave. Between now and then, who knows? Other than the funeral, which is tomorrow, I have no idea what we’re going to do. Besides, I have an entire life waiting for me back in Westchester. Friends. Plans. Boys. Or rather, one boy.

  Now it’s Max’s turn to nod. “Did you talk to Noah?”

  “Of course,” I say, choosing not to get into it. Noah is the boy in question. My boyfriend. I would not have skipped the country—the continental United States, that is—without letting him know. But I’d rather not replay our conversation just now.

  “I thought you didn’t have much contact with them,” he’d said.

  It was the understatement of the century. We’ve been in Puerto Rico for a cool twelve hours and the most contact I’ve had with anyone other than my father, my mother, or Max was five minutes ago, when I brushed past a blond girl who looked vaguely my age as Max and I hightailed it out of the funeral home.

  I look out to the street in front of the funeral home. This is not the Puerto Rico of getaway brochures. The blacktop is patchy and crumbling in places, as though there were plans to repave that haven’t been seen through. Scraggly weeds dot the road on either side. Across the street is a strip mall. I count one pizza place, two taquerias, and a 7-Eleven. A stop sign on the corner has been sprayed with graffiti. The first taqueria, the one with the bolder, brighter sign, is boarded up. They will not be opening this afternoon.

  “Can I bum one of those?”

  I turn my head to find the blond girl from inside. She is looking at my brother questioningly. He fumbles for a moment, awkward, then reaches into his pocket for her. She lights her own cigarette and sucks at it greedily.

  Now she looks at me.

  “You don’t smoke?” she asks.

  I shake my head. “Never have.” This is not exactly true. I tried it once at a party, erupted into a hugely embarrassing choking fit, and have not touched cigarettes since. But the finer points of my experiments with controlled substances are no one’s business but my own, right?

  She levels me with a steady gaze. “Good girl,” she says, taking a slow drag. She makes this sound like she’s talking about more than just smoking. Like she’s maybe insulting me. I shoot her my best non-expression.

  “You’re Gloria’s kids,” she says. This is not a question.

  “Uh-huh,” Max says. He’s cool as a cucumber, too cool for school, way too cool for his older sister, who is starting to feel like something out of the Twilight Zone. Is this jet lag, a time difference thing? I check my watch: no dice. We’re on regular old EST.

  “I’m Lucy. Domingo. You know, Rosa’s daughter,” she says. She extends a hand, presumably for us to shake, and we do, in slow, slightly suspicious succession. She jerks her head toward the funeral home. “What do you think of the wake?” she asks.

  “It’s a party,” Max says lightly. I know he feels as out of place as I do, but still—he’s not at all intimidated by Lucy, not at all intimidated by this landscape. I am wildly, fitfully jealous. I haven’t said three words since we stepped off the plane. I keep arranging and rearranging words in my head, but they sound ten different kinds of wrong, so I bite them back.

  Even when Rosa, Lucy’s mother, I now learn, approached me inside, I choked. She hugged me like we weren’t two strangers who had met only moments before. She threw her arms around me like we were family. What could I say to that?

  “It’s the first you’ve been to, right?” she continues.

  “Uh-huh.” I shrug. “The first wake.”

  “Is it different than a Jewish funeral?”

  She over-enunciates the word Jewish. It comes out like two totally separate words tacked together with some sort of verbal Scotch tape. I imagine myself imitating that pronunciation to Isabelle and Adrienne when I get back, then squash the plan on the grounds of it being evil and gossipy.

 
; Max casually tosses his cigarette to the pavement and stomps it out with his heel. “Well, yeah. We don’t do the open casket,” he said. “This is like something you see on TV.”

  A flash of anger flickers across her face. I’m immediately defensive—You asked, didn’t you? But then I think back to how I reacted when my father first told me my grandmother was dead, how upset I was, before I realized just who, exactly, he meant.

  “We haven’t, um, been to any wakes,” I jump in, hoping to diffuse the situation.

  “Right,” Max says, waving his hand in front of his face impatiently. “Is this what they’re all like?”

  Now Lucy looks fully irritated. “I don’t know. This is the first one I’ve been to,” she snaps.

  The door to the building swings open and a compact woman with hair the color of orange juice peeks her head out. “Lucy! We need you in here! Someone has to help put out the empanadas!”

  Lucy drops her cigarette in an instant, grinds her heel onto it surreptitiously.

  Very smooth, I think. I could learn something from a girl like this.

  Maybe I could stand to learn something.

  “Coming!” she calls back, sweet and bright. To us she says, “Nice to meet you.”

  It’s impossible to tell from her expression whether or not she means this, but I can guess. Before we can reply, she turns and rushes back into the funeral home.

  I glare at Max.

  “What?” he asks innocently.

  “You pissed her off. That was insensitive.”

  He holds his hands out, palms up, the picture of innocence. “Do you care?”

  I open my mouth to reply but close it again swiftly. It’s an interesting question. I don’t know. And I’m not going back inside until I have to.

  I’m in no mood to watch my father fidget nervously, and I’m not prepared to see my mother cry. Again. I’m not used to it and I can’t handle it. And clearly Max and I have nothing to offer our long-lost relatives by way of comfort or understanding.